hakuna matata.
June 2012
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April 2012
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PLEASE STAND FOR THE ONE DIRECTION ANTHEM.
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My mom's friend has a daughter the same age as me, and she's a bitch that has had 3748653746 boyfriends, and she knows that i've never had one, so today her and her mother asked me: So... do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school…
Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too.
Her: Wh-what?
Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool!
My mum:
Me:
WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING NOTES OMG
LMFAOOO
March 2012
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*In 10 years* What Makes You Beautiful comes on in the car.
- Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WA-
- Kids: Mum, can you switch the station? I don't even like this song.
- Me:
- Kids:
- Me:
- Kids:
- Me:
- Kids:
- Me: Larry, Niam, get out of the car.
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