Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school…
Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too.
Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool!
WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING NOTES OMG
- Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WA-
- Kids: Mum, can you switch the station? I don't even like this song.
- Me: Larry, Niam, get out of the car.